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Eight acts headlining your crappy little local music festival

YOU live in a small town of no real note and yet someone has decided you deserve your own music festival. These are the only headliners you can get: 

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Nice weather to be described by the papers as a 'sun nuke'

THE nation’s media has settled on ‘sun nuke’ as the phrase of choice to describe the pleasant weather approaching this week.

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