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Eight songs you learnt at school and hate to this day

DID you spend hours at school murdering songs on the guitar or recorder, or just by singing them? Here are some teachers’ favourites you’d rather kill yourself than ever hear again.

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Dog hoping for threesome with man's other leg

A DOG busy humping a man’s leg is hoping the other leg will join in, he has confirmed.

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