Every man over 42 still madly in love with Shirley Manson

EVERY man over 42 in Britain would leave his wife and children in a heartbeat to shack up with Shirley Manson, scientists have confirmed.

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Brexit riots ‘would be shittest riots ever’

ANY riots caused by Brexit being cancelled or watered down would be extremely poor quality, experts believe.

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