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Festival with kids to be worst experience imaginable

PEOPLE taking their children to music festivals are going to get exactly what they deserve, it has emerged.

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Kate Middleton 'must curtsey to Danny Dyer'

New royal protocol ranks Duchess of Cambridge below the star of Pimp.

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