Five local funfair experiences that are pretty f**king far from fun

THE arrival of summer means it’s time for the annual visit of a travelling funfair. Here are some ways in which it will be dreadful:

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Millennial thinks he's almost ghosted enough women to settle down

A MAN thinks the time is coming stop to f**king around ghosting all of his dates and choose one to get to know a bit, it has emerged.

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