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Five other art forms that can go f**k themselves and all, by Timothée Chalamet

NOT content with shots fired at opera and ballet, actor Timothée Chalamet has decided a number of other art forms are shite and for wankers, including these: 

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Don’t WANT to play with army men now! Want BALLROOM!

SICK of army men! Army men BORING! Just big bangs and people with long names I can’t even say DEAD! Want to build arch and ballroom today! 

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