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Five reasons you should buy my Glastonbury tickets, by a man who's just seen the line-up

DON’T look it up yourself, but this year’s Glastonbury line-up is incredible. Here’s why I reckon you should buy my tickets and go to the festival on my behalf.

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Today's imbecilic, pointless US tariffs outlook, with Tomasz Schafernaker

GOOD morning. Well, those tariffs that were forecast against Mexico and Canada have receded again and it should be a tariff-free day for them. But don’t relax.

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