Five school lessons kids can learn at Thorpe Park

WORRIED your kids will fall behind now the schools are shut? Pack them off to Thorpe Park where they’ll learn these classroom classics.

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Secret to happy marriage 'not being attractive to anyone else'

MOST successful marriages are the result of couples being so physically repulsive they do not have any other options, experts have confirmed.

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