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Five songs men listen to when nobody else is around

THINK you know the men in your life? Guess again. When left to their own devices, these are the songs they like to listen to.

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Seven unexpected things guaranteed to put you off wanking

LIFE is hard, but you can always rely on a wank. Or can you? These deeply unerotic intrusions will bring an end to solitary sex quicker than you can type ‘weird hentai porn’.

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