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For you, Kate Bush, I will stop the war, says besotted Putin

VLADIMIR Putin has agreed to withdraw all troops from Ukraine in accordance with the wishes expressed by Kate Bush in her annual Christmas message.

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Collecting your glass when there's still beer in it, and other annoying things pub staff do

FANCY a pleasant night out at the pub? Prepare for it to be marred by bar staff doing annoying shit like this.

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