Franz Ferdinand and other bands too Scottish to be really likeable

LIKE grasping a thistle, to truly love a Scottish band would only cause you pain. Their music has its merits, but these bands are inherently unloveable by virtue of nationality: 

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Man has bad feeling about next 20-30 years

A MAN has admitted that recent news has only confirmed his gloomy forebodings about geopolitics for the next two to three decades. 

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