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Gig ticket cost to be inversely linked to how many new songs they play

THE price of concert tickets will now be reduced based on how many tracks from their new album nobody gives a f**k about the audience has to endure. 

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The last five people who might still like Keir Starmer

TRUMP has added Keir Starmer to his Losers’ List after the prime minister refused to let him use our bases for bombing. These are the last five people who may still like him: 

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