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Gillian Anderson's acting career succession of ever more challenging wanks

GILLIAN Anderson’s portrayal of a depressed alcoholic in Channel 4 drama Trespasses has confirmed she chooses roles to challenge her fans’ masturbatory boundaries. 

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We ask you: so did you manage to get anyone before the end of cuffing season, or what?

CUFFING season is over. Did you manage to trap another human being into spending winter with you, or will you perish in a blizzard alone? 

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