Glaring plot holes in pantomimes exposed

THEIR very existence and ability to draw in huge crowds is confusing enough, but these pantomime plot holes make even less sense: 

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Five Christmas cracker toys vets will recover from your pet's stomach for £465

CRACKERS add some levity to Christmas meals, until your pet swallows these toys and you have to pay a fortune for surgery: 

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