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Glastonbury In Last Minute Search For Replacement Twat

BONO has cancelled his appearance at Glastonbury forcing organisers into a last minute hunt for some other twat.

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Nick Griffin To Tour With Aswad

NICK Griffin is to step down as leader of the British National Party and form a funk/reggae fusion project with Aswad.

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