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Glastonbury line-up chosen at random by a cat

THIS year’s Glastonbury acts were chosen entirely at random by organiser Michael Eavis’ cat, it has emerged.

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Pope orders Vatican Bank inquiry and own death

POPE Francis has launched an investigation into the Vatican Bank which will lead inevitably to his mysterious demise.

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