Glaswegians warned to stop partying now

THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, with DJs playing increasingly hard techno.

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84 per cent think WW1 was fought against Martians

MOST Britons think World War One involved extraterrestrials in massive tripods, it has emerged.

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