God thinks Oasis were shit

GOD has responded angrily to Noel Gallagher’s claims that he is an Oasis fan.

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Slobbery dog blanket valued at $12 billion

AN old blanket that has been lining a dog’s basket is worth $12 billion, it has emerged.

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