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Government bans hoverboards and going on about Back to the Future

THE government has banned hoverboards and enthusing about Back to the Future.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) In confusion about the meaning of the phrase ‘Netflix and chill’, you end up slowly losing consciousness in a chest freezer with someone you hoped to have sex with. Still, House of Cards was good. 

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