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Hannah Fry, and the other top candidates to be the thinking man's crumpet

RANDY intellectual types – the kind of pricks who call themselves sapiosexuals – are on the lookout for a new muse. These are the top candidates in the line of succession.

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Man who can't grow beard not letting that stop him

A MAN who is only able to grow a few wisps of hair from the bottom of his face is not letting it stop him labelling himself as ‘bearded’, it has emerged.

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