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Harmonising mice make it through to Boot Camp

A GROUP of harmonising mice are preparing themselves for the gruelling Boot Camp stage of X Factor.

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Twitter tells footballers to piss off

TWITTER has told the hundreds of professional footballers on the site to piss up a rope.

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