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Heathcliff should look and sound like Rishi Sunak, says top Brontë expert

AN academic specialising in the work of Emily Brontë revealed that fictional character Heathcliff should resemble ex-prime minister Rishi Sunak in both appearance and speech.

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Why a threesome is the ultimate Valentine's gift

By Martin Bishop, aged 35 and married but still hopeful of heart

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