Hip hop middle-aged, fat and knackered

HIP hop is 50, tired, has nothing new to say and makes a little yelping noise when it has to get up out of an armchair, it has emerged.

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Dessert menus with no chocolate items can f**k off, confirm Britons

DESSERT menus that do not include any chocolate-based offerings have been sternly told where to go by the British public.

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