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Hollywood confounded by thin non-black hacker

PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden’s failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Remember, the bit between your genitals and your bumhole is called ‘the rest of your body’ if you take the long route.

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