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How is Doctor Who going to be bollocks this year?

EVERY year Britons settle down to watch the festive episode of Doctor Who and are bitterly disappointed. So how will it be a load of cobblers this year?

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Man who called meal 'lunch' instead of 'dinner' banished from Yorkshire

A MAN has been told never to return to Yorkshire after accidentally using the wrong name for his midday meal.

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