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How to consistently be the worst at Eurovision: a UK guide

WANT to barely scrape last place at Eurovision year after year with entries that genuinely make you ashamed? Learn from the country that has perfected the art:

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Win Makerfield, romance Shabana Mahmood, raise Brexit from the dead: the Seven Trials of Andy Burnham

ANDY Burnham must pass seven trials to become prime minister. These are they: 

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