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How to get through the Sally Rooney book drought: A guide for middle-class households

WORRIED how you’ll get your fix of university students sadly having sex now that Sally Rooney has pulled her books from sale? Follow this survival guide.

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Even I have my twat limits, says Musk

ELON Musk has confirmed that he may be a world-class twat but leaving Kyiv defenceless against missile attacks is beyond even him.

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