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How to learn to live with Wordle

POPULAR online puzzle game Wordle shows no sign of going away any time soon. Here’s how to learn how to live with  this population-enslaving time-waster.

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Eight other quotes you could use to tell Boris Johnson to f**k off

DAVID Davies yesterday quoted Oliver Cromwell to tell Johnson to piss off. Which other quotes, with helpful amendments, might help the dick get the message? 

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