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How to talk about Blade Runner 2049 without actually watching it

IF you’re one of the silent majority who could not be arsed to watch the first one and sure as shit will not be shelling out cinema prices to see this one, you need not feel excluded.

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Ten-year-old who can beat up everyone in school accepts his life has peaked

A TEN-YEAR-OLD who can beat up anyone at his school has accepted that life will not get any better than this. 

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