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I am so delighted to be the new James Bond. By Phoebe Waller-Bridge

GOSH, this is just such amazing news, isn’t it? I’m the new James Bond! Me, the posh Fleabag woman! And I’ve got some brilliant ideas for the script!

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Britain forced to suffer televised opinions of yokels again

THE Makerfield by-election campaign means that once again, the UK is being forcibly exposed to the political opinions of bewildered troglodytes. 

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