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I have privileged access to Taylor Swift tickets for six lucky Daily Mash readers, by Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg

SUFFERING undue concern in regard to attendance at Miss Swift’s upcoming Eras tour in the UK? Agonise no further. I, Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg, may help.

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Man debating how long to wait after sex before telling woman she's not his type

A MAN is wondering how long he should wait after sex before telling a woman he does not feel a romantic attraction. 

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