Is £400 million enough for you to pretend your brother’s not a dick?

COULD you, for no more than £400 million pounds, pretend your brother is not a total arsehole for six weeks? Find out: 

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Eight iconic films your kids will be bored of within minutes

PARENTS love to curate their children’s viewing, perhaps in recognition they have little else to offer. Within 20 minutes of each of these beginning, the kids will be done: 

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