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Is Timothee Chalamet secretly EsDeeKid, Banksy, DB Cooper and the Zodiac Killer?

TIMOTHÉE Chalamet is too wonderful to be a mere actor so is rumoured to be Liverpudlian rapper EsDeeKid. But who else is secretly this boyish genius?

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Kelly Brook, and other celebrities you'd feel awkward meeting after decades of self-abuse

YOU’RE glad when Kelly Brook is on telly, but you can’t help thinking that meeting her would be awkward given your sordid history of wanking over her in the 90s. Much like these celebs:

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