Islands In The Stream: the songs twat couples call 'their song'

DOES a generic love song made to shift units adequately describe your devoted relationship? Is it one of these? 

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Neighbours who f**king hate each other holding Jubilee street party

A GROUP of neighbours who loathe one another are holding a Jubilee street party out of spite.

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