'It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea': deep profundities to find in TV theme tunes

LYING on the sofa hungover, watching repeats of old sitcoms or childrens’ TV? You’re actually a philosopher like Socrates. Professor Joseph Turner explains why: 

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Six great ways the Tories can get out of this f**king mess

IT may seem to the Conservative party there is no easy way out of the complete shitstorm they have created for themselves. But there are: 

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