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'I've had that Michelangelo, he was shit': Seven historical figures the new Doctor Who has shagged

ACCORDING to the Christmas special, Doctor Who shagged Harry Houdini, something William Hartnell strangely never mentioned. So which other historical figures did the Doctor pork?

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Necessary to put on little show when late

EXPERTS have confirmed it is necessary to put on a little show when arriving late for work.

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