JK Rowling breaks down the genitalia and chromosomal composition of every Harry Potter character 

AS a children’s author with no degree in genetics or endocrinology, I am clearly an expert on the topic of complex sexual identities.

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Nature mainly full of animal shit, city-dwellers discover

AN urban couple spending a weekend in the natural beauty of the English countryside have discovered it to be largely composed of mammalian faeces. 

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