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Little Donkey, and other carols you only know four lines of

THE opening lines of Christmas carols are belted out, but after that voices quickly fade. Nobody remembers how the f**k these go: 

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Family in matching Christmas pyjamas hate themselves and each other

A FAMILY wearing matching Christmas pyjamas all wish they were dead, they have confirmed.

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