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Lloyd-Webber To Play Pug-Ugly Composer In 'Hollyoaks'

ANDREW Lloyd-Webber is to join the cast of the Channel Four soap opera Hollyoaks as an incredibly ugly composer of terrible songs.

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Cock Ban Looms

A BLANKET ban on cocks has been proposed as part of the government's crackdown on fucking.

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