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Local TV to be like looking out of window

ULTRA-LOCAL television services will give you up-to-the-minute coverage on things like what’s happening in next door’s garden, it has emerged.

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Riot police to enlist football fans

SATURDAY’S football fixtures will go ahead after police agreed to issue every spectator with a riot shield and a stick.

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