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Lost Doctor Who episodes include that time he wanked off a Dalek

THE two lost Doctor Who episodes now recovered include a scene where the protagonist gives a Dalek hand relief, the BBC has confirmed.

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Captain Tom's ghost flying a Spitfire, and other things British idiots absolutely would put on banknotes

BANKNOTES will soon feature British wildlife after the public were consulted on the idea. But is it wise to ask a nation full of idiots who’d be happy with shit like this on their money?

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