Luke Skywalker not in new Star Wars film because he was always shit

LUKE Skywalker does not appear in the new Star Wars movie because he is the worst character in the series by far, it has been confirmed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) Due to 40 per cent budget cuts at the Ministry of Astrology, your star sign has been merged with Sagittarius.

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