'Mad for it!' to 'They're shit anyway': The six stages of attempting to buy Oasis tickets

GOT up to buy Oasis tickets in your lucky bucket hat and round sunglasses? These are the six stages of your failure:

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We ask you: is Keir Starmer determined to ruin pubs because he's no fun in them?

THE prime minister is stamping out all joy by banning smoking from pubs. Is this because he himself has never felt comfortable with pubs or fun?

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