Man angry at very thought of going to the cinema

A MAN asked on a cinema trip is seething at the very prospect of those he would have to sit near and what they would be loudly eating.

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Sexy urbanites popping up on country folk's Tinder to tantalise them

ATTRACTIVE city dwellers are heading to the country for the weekend to show rural Tinder users what they are missing.

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