Man buys Pink Floyd box set, puts it on shelf, feels sad

A MIDDLE-AGED man is feeling oddly downhearted after buying an expensive limited edition box set of music by the favourite band of his youth.

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Good things better than bad things, says Miliband

THERE should be more good things and less bad things, Ed Miliband will announce today.

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