Man faces pretending to like Ride all over again

A MAN in his thirties has expressed dismay at having to pretend to like 90s shoegaze band Ride for the second time.

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Last ‘older-looking kid who buys porn for friends’ retires

THE UK’s last working porn-getter has retired.

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