Man hasn't had sex since 2015 due to Manic Street Preachers

A MAN’S family are worried he will never find a partner due to his love of stolid alt-rockers the Manic Street Preachers.

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Man thinks you're interested in how much water he drinks

A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.

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