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Man in shock after watching ITV for first time in ages

A MAN experienced what he described as ‘cultural brain damage’ after being accidentally exposed to ITV for the first time in years.

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'Daddy, what's a f**kstick?': Your guide to Brexit profanities

‘SHOWER of twats’, ‘Mr Eurodick’, ‘useless beardy motherfucker squatted on his allotment like a septic toad’. Brexit has spawned a host of new profanities, but are you up-to-date with them all?

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