Man still going on about meeting The Strokes 14 f**king years ago

A MAN who met The Strokes nearly 14 years ago still brings it up at the slightest opportunity.

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UK to remain willfully ignorant of what 'alcohol unit' means

THE UK has accepted alcohol guidelines of 14 units a week because it has no idea what that means.

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