Man throws self into path of combine harvester to avoid discussing what music he likes

A MAN decided to hurl himself into the blades of a combine harvester to avoid the agony of explaining what kind of music he enjoys.

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Man thought ex had more class than to date a conventionally attractive nice guy

A MAN is disgusted that his former girlfriend has quickly shacked up with a man who is handsome, intelligent and kind. 

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